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Second
Second Night Out
  • Mike and Rob in Mike's stuffy apartment

    329KB
    Mike: "I host an open Mike, I play a bus driver in a movie, I have an agent who specializes in magicians how good am I doing"
    Rob: "You get turned down for goofy"
    Mike: "They turned you down"
    Rob: "Ya they went with someone with more theme park experience, I killed for that job. The point is it all depends on how you look at it, you're telling me your life sucks that means mine is god-awful"

  • Mike and Rob talking about Michelle in Mike's stuffy apartment

    237KB
    Rob: "She's a sweet girl and I love her to pieces but fuck her you got to get on with your life, and I'm telling you when you do the future is beautiful, look outside the window it's sunny everyday here...don't tell me we didn't make it we're here"

  • Mike, Rob, T, and House of Pain playing Video Hockey at Sue's

    257KB
    HOP: "Roll up bitch, Roll"
    misc. background noise
    Trent: "Alright, you ready Hip-Hop"
    Sue: "Hey man"
    Mike: "What're they doing here"
    Sue: "Oh, no it's totally cool man we saw them last night Trent cleared it up"

  • Mike asking Double Down when they're leaving

    121KB
    Trent: "You watchin' New Kids on the Block"
    Mike: "Yo double down what time we leaving"
    Trent: "Five minutes baby"
    Mike: "Ok"
    Trent: "Hey you should call that girl Niki see if she want's to meet you there"

  • Trent(somewhat drunken), Sue and the girls

    270KB
    Trent: "It surprised me that you never mentioned her before very pretty girl"
    Girl: "You never even mentioned me"
    Sue: "I totally mentioned you"
    Trent: "I'm sorry maybe don't know"
    Lady: "Hey Mike how's it going with Michelle"
    Trent: "You know what's funny that day we were playing football I don't remember you leaving long enough to make a phone call, here's the story she's a nice girl"

  • Mike and Loraine first meeting

    270KB
    Mike: "Hi I'm Mike"
    Loraine: "Hi Mike, I'm Loraine"
    Mike: "Like the quiche"
    Loraine: "Oh like the quiche that's a really original joke"
    Mike: "I like quiche"
    Loraine: "Oh really I thought real men didn't like quiche"
    Mike: "My reputation seems to have proceeded me here"
    Loraine: "You're not a real man"
    Mike: "not lately"

  • Sue and Trent talking at the Table

    102KB
    Sue: "I'm not kidding, you're fucking hurting feelings here"
    Trent: "Dude check it's on"
    Sue: "Oh it's on"

  • Trent, Sue and Sue's catch remarking on Mike

    201KB
    Trent: "Dude swear to God it's fucking on, Give it up for Mike, Dude it's fucking on"
    Sue: "Ok it's on ok"
    Trent: "To you girl..to phone calls"

  • Mike and Loraine going to the dance floor

    195KB
    Mike: "Oh yeah no, sure oh ya no, well maybe it's just that he doesn't feel like dancing"
    Loraine: "Would you dance with me"
    Mike: "Ok"

  • Loraine and Mike exchanging phone numbers

    210KB
    Loraine: "Can I have one of these cards"
    Mike: "Oh you like the duck with the cigar"
    Loraine: "Yeah it's the logo from you bet your life"
    Mike: "I can't believe you got that, do you know not one club owner got that they all ask me why I have Donald Duck on my Card"
    Loraine: "They're idiots well at least it's not goofy"
    Ouch Rob, you killed for that job

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