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End of Second Day and Last Day
I view the following scenes and the vegas scenes as the funniest in the movie

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  • (drunken)Trent, Sue and Mike eating breakfast at diner

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    Trent: "Party buddy ya, dig that hahahaha"
    Mike: "Will you shutup"
    Trent: "You were great tonight, there she is the wonderful lady bright personality plus every time I come in her, ya whatever I'm ready to eat"

  • (drunken)Trent, Sue and Mike eating breakfast at diner

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    Trent: "Here it is dinner at the Apollo me and you"
    Mike: "See that he's being funny"
    Trent: "Whatever I don't have to be nice to everyone some people don't like me I don't like certain people. Darling I think everything here looks wonderful, Mike what the hell are you kicking me for fine I'll ask her, Ma'am where do the high school girls hang out around here"

  • (drunken)Trent, Sue and Mike eating breakfast at diner

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    Trent: "Where'd you learn how to do all your stuff all the twirly whirly shit"
    Mike: "Shh, jack-knife I took a ballroom class with Michelle, she's the only one I dance with until tonight that Loraine is good"
    Trent: "You are definetly good, did you even see how she was vibing you"
    Sue: "Sorry Man"
    Trent: "You know what you probably could have hit that if you didn't have to take us home"
    Sue: "Definetly"
    Mike: "it's not like that"

  • (drunken)Trent, Sue and Mike eating breakfast at diner w/ innocent man

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    Trent: "You know what Mike, honetly you should probably wait 3 days to call her"
    Sue: "You don't have to wait 3 days"
    Trent: "You should wait 2 days"
    Mike: "You know what, you know what I have it under control"
    Sue laughing "I guess we don't have to worry about him anymore"
    Trent: "He has it under control, oh our little baby's all grown up"
    Mike: "Why do you have to"
    Trent: turns to booth next to him "Our little baby's all grown up" he gives the guy one of his plates "I'm not even hungry I couldn't touch it"

  • (drunken)Trent, Sue and Mike eating breakfast at diner

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    Mike: "Why do you have to make it a major production every time we go out and embaress me"
    Sue: "Oh God"
    Mike: "Oh Jesus Christ that's all I had to say"
    Trent: climbs on table "Our little boy is all grown's up tonight, you know what your all growns up yeah ya you dig that, is this a production for you, cause you're grown's up and you're growns up"

  • (drunken)Trent, Sue and Mike eating breakfast at diner

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    Trent: "I'm the assholes in the place tonight, I'm the asshole"
    Sue laughing in the background
    Trent: "I'm out of here, I'm not eating anything, I would never eat here anyway"

  • Mike getting called by Michelle his X

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    Mike: "Hello"
    Michelle: "Hi Michael"
    Mike: "Michelle"
    Michelle: "How's it been going it's been a while"

  • Mike talking to Loraine on other line

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    Mike: "Hang on a second let me get rid of this"
    Loraine: "Hello Mike"
    Mike: "Loraine"
    Loraine: "Are you on the otherline"
    Mike: "Ya, hang on a sec."
    Loraine: "I'll call back"
    Mike: "What no you hang on, I want to talk to you"

  • Mike getting rid of Michelle to talk to Loraine

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    Mike: "Is that ok"
    Michelle: "Yes" muffeled crying
    Mike: "Ok, I'll call you later"
    Michelle: "alright I lov" interupted by phone clicking
    Loraine: "You didn't have to get off the other line I would have called you back"
    Mike: "That's ok I wanted to talk to you"

  • Mike got rid of Michelle and Loraine asking Mike out

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    Loraine: "I though I should probably wait 2 days like my friend said, it's just it's Sinatra's birthday and it's one of these clubs it has no sign, I don't understnad why there isn't any signs," music building in background" I was wondering if you want to come with me"

  • Trent and Mike talking about what he did to Michelle

    Trent: "So you hung up on which one"
    Mike: "Michelle"
    Trent: "You hung up on your girlfriend"
    Mike: "X"
    Trent: "Oh so now she's your X"
    Mike: "She was always my X"
    Trent: "Ya right, you hung up with her"
    Mike: "I wanted to take the other call"
    Trent: "What'd she say when you called her back"
    Mike: "I didn't"
    Trent: "you didn't call her back"

  • Trent, Mike and the party girl in the diner

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    Trent: "Whoa I'm getting vibe like in a really weird way here. This girl's looking at me like she knows me a little bit"
    Mike: "What you don't recognize her"
    Trent: "I could have been out one night drinking with Sue and told her I was a race car driver or soemthing. I think I would remember this girl. I don't think ever met her before I would definetly remember this one"

  • Trent, Mike and the baby games in the diner

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    Trent: "She's playing a little game, like a funny thing with me. C'mon you little party girl...., you nasty little cute little baby"
    Mike: "What are you doing"
    Mike turns to look
    Trent: "Mike, mike, mike. Stop don't look. She's playing fun little baby games, you don't know me, you don't know my address"
    Trent starts playing with the napkin
    Trent: "You know my address"

  • Trent, Mike, the wild looney baby and her baby

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    Trent: "She's coming over here, play it cool. She's like the wild, looney type but I threw the great vibe at her, like the funny vibe"
    Trent sees baby
    Trent: "Shit"
    Party girl and baby: "You're going bye bye now. We're gonna go home, gonna play with daddy"

  • Trent embarrased and closing music after Trent bombs

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    Trent: "So um, So you called her up, no you didn't call her, why didn't you call her Miki, Mike"
    Music "I never cared much for moon lite sky's..."

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