346KB
Rob: "I don't think I'm going to take it"
Mike: "Look it's a gig"
Rob: "this is definetly a step back for me"
Mike: "There's not much call for Shakespeare in this town"
Rob: "There's just something about being goofy, any other character would be fine. Mickey, Mickey's an icon why's it have to be goofy"
Mike: "What do you want you're tall"
Rob: "What am I gonna tell my parents I still haven't told them I din't get the series"
Mike: "You tested over a month ago I'm sure they figured it out"
Rob: "Hi Mom I didn't get the pilot byt the way I'm goofy send more money"

207KB
Mike: "You notice I haven't mentioned her once today"
Rob: "I didn't want to say anything"
Mike: "Oh ya Why?"
Rob: "It's kind of not talking to your pitcher in the middle of a no-hitter"
Mike: "What you didn't want to jink it"
Rob: "Kind of"
Mike: "I don't talk about her that much"
Rob: "Heh heh, tend the pin"

golfing like Mr. Jimmy Rydberg
22KB
Rob: "get there"
Mike: "play it up"

105KB
Rob: "What'd you get?"
Mike: "An 8 or a 9"
Rob: "I'll give you an 8"
Mike: "What'd you get"
Rob: "I got an 8"
Mike: "A dead heat after one hole"
Rob: "This is turning into quite a rivalry"

83KB
Mike: "You want to come tonight?"
Rob: "I better not"
Mike: "Why you got a pluto call back"
Rob: "Ya, kick me when I'm down"

160KB
Background noise and misc. yelling
Sue: "You bitch, you Bitch"
Mike: "Sue why is Gretzky on his ass again"
Trent: "Cause Gretzky's a little bitch"

189KB
Mike: "The King's suck in this game you should play another team"
Sue: "I took the King's to the cu..."
Trent: "Ya aganist the computer with the offsides off"
Sue: "They're a finese team"
Trent: "They're a fuckin' bitch team"
Oohh
Trent: "Watch out mother fucker don't hit my elbow"
Trent: "It's not so much me as it is Roeney he's good"

289KB
Trent: "Score Chicago Oh my"
Sue: "This is such bullshit"
arguing
Trent: "But that was pretty Sue check this out on the instant replay Look at it"
Sue: "You're un-believable"
Trent: "You know what I am unbelievable"

209KB
Trent: "I wish they still had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne"
Mike: "What they don't have fighting anymore?"
Trent: "Ya, doesn't that suck"
Mike: "Why'd they get rid of the fighting it's the best part of the old version"
Sue: "I think kids were hitting each other or something"
Trent: "Ya, but you make there heads bleed on this one"
Mike: "Make someone's head bleed"
Trent: "I'm making Gretzky's head bleed for super-fan #99 over here"

374KB
Sue: "Pause the game"
Trent: "I got fucking Wayne"
Sue: "Pause the game"
Trent: "Alright like you scored all day, Look it Mike I got Wayne, little Wayne's legs are shaking back and forth"
Sue: "What the "
fighting and a hand slapping a forehead sound
Trent: "Look at you, Look at you You want to kiss me"

307KB
Trent: "Hey Mikey is he polite, is he clean"
Sue: "Is he brown"
Trent: "If he'd like to join us for a cocktail, have him come look, have him take off his shoes"
Mike: "You know you guys are assholes"

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