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I toyed with the idea of giving each character their own section ,but I felt it would be to much like some other Simpson Archive (which I won't mention) so I decided to place all the remaining characters in one location. I have however broken them down according to character.

Lisa

• Lisa stating that she would like to kill Burns also
• Lisas outburst to Homer "You sir are a baboon..."
• Lisa and Bart yelling
• Lisa and Homer "...competive thats why your here"
• Homer and Lisa " Why is Bart geeting a present and I'm getting chewed out" "ah the mysteries of life"
  

• Bart proposing a race around the world to deicide something"
• Bart "Unhand me Yankee"
• Bart, Homer, Burns and Smithers and Richard Simmons robot
• Bart "Oh my God the dead have risen and are voting republican"
• Bart prank where he switch's the churches hymns with The Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly
• Bart "Theres no such thing as a soul it's just something they made up to scare kids like the boogey man or michael Jackson"
• Millhouse "now to sooth my head with an evening at Fords theater" Bart "hasta la vista Abey" Homer "C'mon boy finish him off" Bart "you're next Chester A. Arthur"

SideShow Bob

• Sideshow Bob "You want the truth you can't handle the truth"
• Bob and Homer "Ah your forgetting the first 2 noble truths of the Budah" Homer "I am not!" etc

Moe and Barney

• Moe "If you guys are getting loaded off them fumes I'm gonna have to charge ya"
• Moe and Barney "Barney don't steal any beer while I'm gone...Hey somebody spilled beer in this ashtray slurp.."
• Moe and Barney Barney giving Moe a valentine
• Moe "Well oh la di dah mr french man"
• Moe "Do I have a bo problem here"
• Moe "If I ever get you I'll use your head as a bucket and paint my house with your brains"
• Moe "Oh for the love of God, somebody get the jaws of life!
• Moe "...Why cant I find Amanda Huginkiss.." folowed by a threat
• Moe "You have a straight flush Homer oh...Choking on my own rage here
• Moe "Your house Your house, gee it so glamourously decorated I thought I was in Vegas. hey you guys lied to me and said it was Vegas!"
• Moe "Alright this is the busiest drinking day of the year Where are the designated drivers" "beat it I've got no room for cheap skates"
• Barney "Burp"
• Moe and Homer Oh boy the deep fryer's here.. you fast fry a buffalo in 40 sec." Homer "40 seconds but I want it now"
• Moe Barney and HomerThinking of a name for Moes restraunt"
• Moe Flanders order Moes Million Dollar Birthday Fries
• Monty Burns calling Moes Tavern looking for Smithers
• Homer and Barney "Barney I've lost the Baby it's the worst thing I've ever done""Don't Worry Don't worry you know what I'm going to do. I'm gonna make you an omelet"
• Homer and Barney "Hey I think I found Her!" "your gonna pull her arm off" "the sonner I get her out the sonner we can have omelets" pipe breaks water spraying

• Moe "It seems no one wants to hang out in a dank pit no more" Carl "but Moe the Dank the Dank"

• "I'll kill that Mr. Burns and uh wound that Mr. Smithers"
• Groundskeeper Wily "I've watered her down as far as she'll go I can't water no more
• Skinner "You made an ex-green beret mad"

• "I'm an oldman I hate everything but Matlock, Oh its on now"
• "Everybody wants something for nothing..I'm old gimme gimme gimme"
• "Shutup"
• "Where'd you get all the money?[marge] The govt. I didn't earn it I don't need it, but if they miss one payement I'll raise hell"
• Grandpa's letter to the President asking hime to eliminate 3 states"
• "I didn't like it one bit, it was disgusting and violent For Shame!"
• "Oh no! we're all doomed!"
• "Nuts to You!"
• "Well, Well, Well, before I was to old and nobody wanted....."
• Grandpa and Homer "Thats cause your a screw up" "your the screwup" "Why you littl"Choke gag..
• "Matloockk!!!"

• "...This is always so much easier in Mexico"
• "Okilidokoli"

• "Oh for cryin out loud"
  
• "I don't think you've though this through"
  
• "Oh for Petes sake"
  
• "Oh for the love of crimeny"
  
• "Homer!"
• "Well Duh!"
• Marges Dream about Lost in space simpson classic
• Marge "Kids can be so cruel" bart "we can thanks mom.."
• Marge "he tripped my boy! I demand vengance! I want Vengance!"
• Burt Barlow.."lisa this sounds awfully controversial you know I don't like ontroversy in this house"

Patty and Selma

• At the DMV "Somedays we don't let the line move at all , we call those week daysIsn't it the truth

Kent Brockman

• Kent Brockman saying "Now at the risk of being unpopular this reporter put the blame squarely on you the viewer"
  
• Kent Brockman saying "A chilling visions of things to come"
  
• Kent Brockman after he wins the lottery
  
• Kent Brockman saying "Oh the Humanity"-mocking Hindenberg crash
• Kent Brockman "That does it I cannot work under these conditions..."
• Kent Brockman and a typical advisor "Without knowing exactly what the danger is would you say it's time to crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside?" "Yes I would Kent"
  
• Kent Brockman "Bar your windows.... the next advertisment you see could destroy your house and eat your family
• Kent Brockman "Otherwise their behaviour could incite other women leading to anarchy of Biblical proportions..It's in Revelations People!
• Kent Brockman "We're about to get our first pictures from inside the Spacecraft with average-naut Homer Simpson. Ahhh! Ladies and Gentlemen we've just lost the picture but what we've seen speaks for itself. The spacecraft has been taken over conquered ,if you will, by a master race of space ants"
  
• Kent Brockman "It's hard to see from this vantage point whether the will consume the captive earthmen or merely en-slave them but the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords, I would like to remind them that as a trusted tv personality I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in there underground sugar caves"
  
• Kent Brockman "This reporter was possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president, after all it is the best system we have, for now. Hmm oh yeah spacecraft in trouble attempting risky re-entry blah blah blah we'll se you after the movie"
  

• Krusty laughing
• Krusty "I could have pulled a better cartoon out of my ahhh hey kids wasn't..."
• Krusty "I heartily support this event or product"
• Krusty "Now for my favorite part of the show... Oh go this is always death
• Krusty in 1973 "Try to run try to hide ...Yaaaaaaa what was I on"
• Robert Frost on the Krusty the Clown show

Actor Troy McClure and Mc. Bain

• Troy "As wacky as those kids were they were no match for Capt. Wacky latter renamed Homer"
• Troy "By now your probably saying ... you couldnt possibly show me something new.. You've got some attitude mister"
• Troy "I'll leave you with what we all came here to see hard core nudity" Best clips ever!:
  
• Planet of the Apes Musical first part
• Planet of the Apes Musical second Part
• Troy "the toon town twosome beloved by everyone even cynical members of generation x" genxer "Ya grooovy"
  
• Mc. Bains talk show intro
• Mc. Bain "Ice to see you" Villian "McBain!"
• Villian "Ah McBain have a Salmon Puff" McBain "Alright, ahh"
  

Dr. Hibbert and Apu

• Dr. Hibberts laugh check out the wave pattern
• Dr. Hibbert and Mob "Any cure I give would only be a placebo" mob "where can we get these placebos!? Maybe theres some in this truck" crack bee buzzing...
• Dr. Hibbert and family going out to eat and go into Moes
• Apu "Everybody, Everybody get Naked, come on don't be stuck up it's going to be great" VanHouten "Why not this party's just getting started!"
  

Chief Wiggum and Ralph Wiggum

• Chief Wiggum "No you have the wrong number this is 912"
  
• Homer "One day honest citizens are gonna stand up to you croked cops" Chief "They are oh no have they set a date
  
• Ralph Wiggum "Can you open my milk mommy, I'm not mommy ralph I'm Ms. Hoover, laughing"

Reverend Lovejoy

• Bart prank where he switch's the churches hymns with The Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly
• Bart, Milhouse and the Rev. after Bart's prank

Mayor Quimby

• Mayor "No one makes a fool out of Diamond Joe Quimby"
  
• Mayor and Wiggum "if I go down your going to break my fall, word to the wise do write checks your butt can't cash,You talk the talk but do you walk the walk"

All other characters and Misc.

• Stone Cutter theme song
• Softball song w/major league stars
• Bad_Cops - simpsons spoof on Cops theme
• Trek_prdy - simpsons spoof on Star Trek
• Mr. Burns greeting his fellow republicans at republican meeting"
• Rush Limaugh- Burge Barlow
• Leonard Nimoy "Well my work here is done...."
  
• Leonard Nimoy ".. the cosmic ballet goes on" bit character "Does anyone want to change seats"
• A clip from the Cosby Show w/ Bleeding guns Murphy
• Two men "Wait a minute we can just shutoff the the power, .. it's solar powered.. solar power when will people learn"
• Couple ".. She's the Queen of the Harpees, heres your crown your majesty"
• Two Aliens "Remeber we're newlyweds on our way to earth capital"
• Airline Manager "I willing to offer you and your family tickets to anywhere in the United States..except Alaska or Hawaii the freak states"
• George Washington and Betsy Ross "I found the White stars you wanted but I could'nt find any yellow moons..."
• George Burns, Monty Burns brother
• Gangster Fat Tony " We're out of ammo lets go to Big 5"
• The Ramones at Mr. Burns birthday "have the Rolling stones Killed , but sir, do what I say!"
• Some cool driving music with Milhouse gettin smacked at the End
• Mission Control "we've got James Taylor in here to play you some of his unique brand of folk rock" Homer "wow former president James Taylor" Buzz "with all due respect Mr. Taylor this isn't the best time we have a potentially dangerous situation I'm sure you'll understand" James "Listen Aldrin I'm not as laid back as people think, here's the deal I'm gonna play and you're gonna float there and like it"
• James singing Buzz "oh my God they're clogging the instrument" James "ant's huh we had quite a severe ant problem at the vineyard this year...."
• Homer "That's what I've been saying we're all fine just the way we are Oh it's that new show about that policeman who solves crimes in his spare time" Chief "You busted up that crack house pretty bad did you really need to break so much furniture" McC "You tell me you had a pretty good view behind you're desk" Chief "you're off the case" McC "You're off you're case" Chief "What does that me exactly" Homer "It means he get's results you stupid chief" Lisa "Dad sit down"

Created by Christopher J. Inman