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Monty the most hated and feared citizen of Springfield is truly one of the most devious and vile characters in cartoon history. Especially shown in this past episode when he is shot (or by popular opinion shoots himself). That is why I have given him his own section. He is truly no bit player and his ever faithful companion (Smithers)adds to the mysticism of thisall-powerful character.

I am looking for a good picture, if you have one or know where I may find one please E-mail me.

Here is my List of Sounds of Monty Burns:

  1. His most well known saying "Excellent"
  2. His cruel vile laugh
  3. "Goodbye springfield from hell's heart I stab at thee"
  4. "That fellow at radio shack said I was Mad well whos mad now?!!! "
  5. "There must be some mistake we ah sell cookies here..."
  6. "I've designed a new plane...."
  7. "We'll take the spruce moose hop in"
  8. "Nothing can stop me now! Except microscopic germs"
  9. Burns doing his imitation of the Grinch from "when the Grinch stole Christmas"(Dr. Seus)
  10. Burns "Hot Dog"
  11. "You'll see the Statue of Liberty...before you see germans running my plant"
  12. Burns imitating Elvis
  13. "Isn't life grand"
  14. "What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man"
  15. "Oh no the Germans are mad at me....."Voted BEST Burns clip
  16. "I keep my friends close and my enemies even closer"
  17. "Pish Posh"
  18. "Which one of you has the guts to stop me"
  19. "Shutup you"
  20. Burns grandfather "The Japanese those Sandle wearing goldfish tenders..."
  21. "I hate you all so much"
  22. "You buttoned down maggot"
  23. "Benefits perks a green cookie on St. Patricks day I din't used to be this way"
  24. "I will release a terrible vengence on the city..."
  25. "Bring Him to me"-fair quality
  26. "Call my lawyers!"
  27. "Morons pathetic morons in my employ"
  28. ..and Mr. Smithers stating his true feeling about women
  29. "Oh I should club them and eat their bones"
  30. Monty, Smithers, and the Richard Simmons robot
  31. Homer and Mr Burns "Don't worry well have plenty of apples...." good clip
  32. Monty calling Moes Tavern looking for Smithers
  33. Mr. Burns greeting his fellow republicans at republican meeting"
  34. Mr. Burns talking about Homer to Mr. Smithers
  35. "Beep Beep out of my way I'm a motorist" Wiggum "that some nice reckless driving Mr. B"
  36. The Ramones at Mr. Burns birthday "have the Rolling stones Killed , but sir, do what I say!"
  37. Rev. LoveJoy "and Hazar on there" Monty "We've heard about bliz blam and him ham already get to the bloody point"
  38. Marge's mom "I swear Monty you ar the devil himself" Monty "Who told you! oh yes heh heh"

Created by Christopher J. Inman