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Kelly's Heroes

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This Movie is so great that I decided to devote a whole page to it. You'd be surprised on how little is available on the Net on this movie. I didn't think that was fair so I did something about it. The majority of the clips below are fairly large. I will be adding some pic.'s this month so check back soon. If anyone has some suggestions let me know here.

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1. Theme Song "Burning Bridges"
2. Big Joe yelling at Mulligan over radio
   Big Joe: "..the reason you can't hear me is because you're firing your mortar at your end and it's landing here at our end..."
   
3. Big Joe and German Colonel
   Big Joe:"as a big noise with German intelegence you otta be able to tell us about Nancy"
   German Colonel:"under the Geneva convention"
   Big Joe:"....I'm not interested in military information I just wanna know the best Hotels"
   
4. Big Joe and German Colonel
   German Colonel:"I must warn you the German army is preparing a counter-offensive"
   Big Joe:"Were not worried about the German Army we got enough problems of our own to the left General Patton..to the rear our own artillery and beside all that it's raining and the only good thing to say about the weather it keeps our air core from blowing us all to hell because it's to lousy to fly
   
5. Big Joe and Little Joe
   Little Joe: "Hey here it is Nancy...."
   Big Joe: "will you cut the culture crap and get to the Hotels!"
   
6. Big Joe and Captain
   Big Joe: "I got to get my men some broads before they start freakin out with each other"
   Captain: "I'm aware that that problem may be devloping"
   
7. Cowboy and Corporal
   Cowboy: "Aww come on now pal, ain't you got any Sherman, we been polishing things for two days now if we take them out in that rain they're going to rust up on us"
   Corporal: "Don't give me a hard time just off your ass and get out there"
   
8. Kelly and Big Joe
   Big Joe: "http://www.the-ocean.com/kelly/sounds!! half the German Army's coming up the road in about 3 minutes Mulligan gonna drop about 10 tons of mortar on this joint"
   Kelly: "I'm looking after the colonel that's what"
   Big Joe: "Well shoot him and let's get the hell out of here"
   Kelly: "If I shoot we won't get the gold"
   etc..
9. Kelly and Mulligan
   Mulligan: "Wait a minute Kelly....I can't tell one shell from the other, if I could tell would I be here!....."really freaking out
   Kelly: "Relax Mulligan, I just want to make a proposition to ya."
   
10. Big Joe and Little Joe
    Little Joe: "A message from Captain Matlin"
    Big Joe: "Take the underwear your head huh enough is enough"
    
11. Big Joe and The Captain
    Captain: "I've arranged three days rest for the men"
    Big Joe: "And where do we spend this Vacation"
    Captain: "Right here"
    Big Joe : "Are you kidding"
    Captain: "No I'm not kidding little work and you fix this place up lay out a baseball diamond, Special Services is coming by with magazine paperback"
    Big Joe: "We're ten miles from the nearest town! There's no action"
    Captain: "Thats the beautiful thing about this location it's quiet get yourelf a sun tan a little rest three days we go back to the line"
    
12. Big Joe and Captain Captain: "That reminds me don't fool around with the women their husbands carry guns and remember the penalty for looting is death"
    Big Joe: "Loot What! there's nothing here to loot!"
    
13. Big Joe and Corporal
    Big Joe: "Get yourself a suntan, a little rest he's got to be out of his mind!"
    Corporal: "Ya but I wonder how he gets away with it"
    Big Joe: "Very simple his Uncle's the General that's how"
    
14. Oddball
    Oddball: " We see our role as primarily defensive in Nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everybodies knocking themselves out to be heros we are holding ourselves in reserve. In case the Krouts mount a counter-offensive that threatens Paris or Maybe even New York. Then we can move in a stop them"
    
15. Kelly, Oddball and CrapGame"
    Kelly: "Who's your commanding officer"
    Oddball: "He got decpaitated by a German 88 about three weeks ago. But, don't say your sorry hes been trying to get us killed ever since we landed at Omaha Beach it's Terrible"
    CrapGame: "You see he hasn't reported him dead yet I've been collecting his whiskey
    
16. Oddball and Kelly
    Oddball: Describing his tanks " these tank are faster in any others forward or backwards..We got a loud speaker here when we go into battle we play music very loud. It kind of calms us down"
    
17. Big Joe
    Big Joe: "If i hear anymore threats aganist Captain Matlin's life if here anymore wild talk about going down to command and killing the General or raping the nurses at the field hospital I'm going to strangle the guy with my bare hands you understand that."
    
18. Big Joe, Petoka and Cowboy
    Big Joe: "Now we're gonna have a lot of fun here right Cowboy"
    Cowboy: "You can bet your boots on that Partner"
    Big Joe: "Thats Sargent Partner"
    Petoka: "Joe, I think I've got the Crabs"
    
19. Big Joe, Babera, and Little Joe
    Big Joe: "Right Barbara"
    Babera: "Babera sir"
    Big Joe: "Shut up. Shave a little women and song it's gonna take a little time but I want this place to look like a nightclub. Little Joe I want you to se up a bar"
    Little Joe: "We Ain't got no boose"
    Big Joe: "we ain't got no boose" sarcastic "We'll we're gonna get some boose!"
    
20. Big Joe
    Big Joe: "And when I get back. I want the Farmhouse not only cleaned but completely decorated"
    
21. Kelly and Oddball
    Kelly: "Now look I don't want half the army in on this, I don't want any friends or any friend of friends I want to keep it a tight little unit right Oddball"
    Oddball: "Oh ya man you know like no sweat man"
    
22. Oddball and CrapGame"
    Oddball: "Who is that guy CrapGame"
    CrapGame: "That's Kelly used to be a Lieuteneant untill they ordered him to attack the wrong hill. Wiped out half a company of GI's someone had to get blamed and he got picked"
    Oddball: laughing..."Oh man I don't like officers"
    CrapGame: "Neither does he so relax"
    
23. Oddball and CrapGame
    Oddball: "Hey CrapGame you mind if I take this bar of gold and show it to some of the boys"
    CrapGame: "um. No just remember where you found it and bring it back here"
    Oddball: "Good Boy CrapGame"
    CrapGame: "Somethings Wrong with Him"
    
24. CrapGame on the Phone
    CrapGame: "Listen I got a little favor to ask of you. Will you stop crying I haven't even asked You. What the hell's the matter with you"
    
25. Big Joe
    Big Joe: "Let me tell you guys something there's certain rules and regulations governing a war and the first one is you never stick your neck out for nobody unless your some kind of a hero type and I ain't seen any hero types around here lately"
    
26. Big Joe
    Big Joe: "Shut up you pain in the Ass!"
    
27. General and his advisors
    General: "...this is my opposite number General Bogal... when I look at this face I can read his character this mans a loser.. but you gentleman have not buried him yet.."
    Roach: "They're putting up strong resistance"
    General: "I flew over the enemy lines today I could march a dress parade with band music right through the middle of their lines"
    Roach: "What about our flanks Sir"
    General: "Forget about your flanks how many times I got to tell you to forget about your flanks"
    
28. Oddball and Moriariti Negative Waves # 1
    Oddball: "Well it's a railroad bridge isn't it." "Well then beautiful we swing down on the railroad tracks and rigghht over da bridge"
    Moriariti: "Alb over da bridge Sure. Suppose the bridge ain't there"
    Oddball: "Don't hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning." "Think That bridge will be there and it'll be there. It's a beautiful bridge and it's gonna be there"
    
29. Big Joe and Kelly
    Big Joe: "I think you're crazy and better yet I think I'm crazy...push 30 miles behind enemy lines to a town we don't know how many soldiers are guarding"
    Kelly: "I figure there's between 30 or 40 men in that town"
    Big Joe: "How'd you figure that?"
    Kelly: "It's of no military signifigance , not large enough to house a garrison"
    Big Joe: "you still didn't answer the question how'd you figure 30 or 40 men?"
    Kelly: "Cause that's the Normal support for three tiger tanks.
    Big Joe: "Tigers, where'd the Hell the tigers come from?"
    Kelly: "That's why we have oddball and his Shermans"
    Big Joe: "Does he know about the Tigers. You bet your sweet ass he doesn't or he'd still be on the funny farm of his...."
    
30. Big Joe
    Big Joe: "Hey listen your pressing these guys luck and they only have so much of it left" It's a long long way to Berlin and they're going to need every inch of it before this cocamanie war is over"
    
31. Big Joe and Potuka Potuka: "What happened Joe?"
    Big Joe: "What Happened Where the Hell Have You Been!"
    Potuka: "I had to Go"
    Big Joe: "We all have to go"
    
32. Oddball and Moriariti Negative Wave #2
    Oddball: "It's still Up"
    Bombs and explosions
    Oddball: "No it ain't .. See what sending out them negative waves did"
    Moriariti: "Hey that ain;t my fault I've had nothing but good thoughts about that bridge ever since we left" "What Now?"
    Oddball: "It looks like we're gonna have to find ourselves another bridge"
    Moriariti: "And Where are we going to find another bridge?"
    Oddball: "There you go again More Negative waves. Have a little faith Baby have a little faith"
    
33. Oddball on the phone with his Sarge
    Oddball: "Woof Woof"
    Sarge: "Don't try to be funny Oddball what do you want?"
    Oddball: "i'm telephoning you from a cafe about ten miles south of asurie"
    Sarge: "Asurie I don't think we've captured that yet"
    Oddball: "Ya so I heard. But everyone here seems very friendly. Look baby I'm kind of hung up I need about 60 feet of bridge"
    Sarge: "How the Hell am I suppossed to get 60 feet of bridge 10 miles behind enemy lines"
    Oddball: "I'm coming to you and all you are giving me is a problem.. now I got a bank back her with 16 million and it's just waiting to be picked up"
    Sarge: "Listen they haven't got you back in the Nut ward again have they?"
    Oddball: "That is lousiest most awful stupid joke and your always that stupid joke..."
    
34. Oddball
    Oddball: "You don't in this thing you don't get in this thing 60 feet of bridge I can pick up almost anywhere..Schmuck"
    
35. Oddball and CrapGame
    Oddball: "It's a band"
    CrapGame: "A band. What do we need a band for"
    Oddball: "Have a little faith CrapGame they're beautiful people"
    
36. CrapGame, Kelly, Oddball, Big Joe
    CrapGame: "Hey kid you need to pull yourself together were not in the middle of Central Park"
    Kelly: "Oddball just how you figure moving through enemy terrain with a column a mile long"
    Oddball: "Easy we can fight we got an Army"
    Big Joe: "Those freaks that's not an army it's a circus"
    Oddball: "Take it easy Big Joe some of these people have sensitive feelings"
    
37. General
    General: "What am I doing here Proctor get me my Uniform!" "Get me my box of medals I'm going to decorate every man in this penetration whoever they are they saved the reputation of this entire army" "You're the ones who are supposed to be winning this war you don't even know where it is" "I'll tell you it's 30 miles past where you thought it was" "C'mon lets get this army of mine back in the war"
    
38. Intermission Music
39. Kelly, Big Joe, Oddball, and MoriaritiNegative Waves #4
    Kelly "What do you think Oddball?"
    Oddball: "It's a wasted trip baby nobody said anything about locking horns with no tigers"
    Big Joe: "You just keep them tigers busy we'll take car of the rest"
    Oddball: "The only I got to keep them tigers busy is to let them shoot holes in me"
    Kelly: "We just want you to keep interested for awhile thats all"
    Moriariti: "You guys are crazy..When we we're in the Bocage Country we we're assaulted by them tigers! do you know what I mean by assaulted!"
    Oddball: "Why don't you knock it off with them Negative Waves! Why don't dig how beautiful it is out here. Why can't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change"
    Moriariti: "Crap"
    
40. CrapGame and Oddball
    CrapGame: "Hey Oddball this is your hour of glory and you're chickening out"
    Oddball: "To a NewYorker like you a hero is some kind of weird sandwich not some nut who takes on three tigers"
    
41. Kelly and OddballYes Clint and his Positive Waves
    Kelly: "Nobodies asking you to be a hero"
    Oddball: "Yeah, then you sit up in that turret baby"
    Kelly: "No cause your gonna be up there Baby, and I'll be right outside showing you where to go:
    Oddball: "Yeah..Crazy like so many positive waves maybe we can't lose Your on"
    
42. Kelly, Oddball, and the Sherman Tank"
    Oddball: "FIRE!"
    Kelly: "That's Paint!"
    
43. Oddball and Big Joe Greatest clip ever
    Oddball: "Hi man"
    Big Joe: "What you doin?"
    Oddball: "Drinking wine and Eating cheese and catching some rays you know"
    Big Joe: "What's happened?"
    Oddball: "Well the tank's broken and they're trying to fix"
    Big Joe: "Then Why the Hell aren't you up there helping them?!"
    Oddball: "I only ride 'em I don't what make's 'em work"
    
44. General and Oddball's Sarge
    General: "Where you from Sargeant"
    Sarge: "Jersey City"
    General: "Well don't you feel bad about it Son. You're a hell of a soldier and all America is real proud of you right now.....I got a medal in jeep for ya!"
    Sarge: "15 Million bucks shot"
    
45. Moriariti, Kelly and Oddball
    Moriariti: "The fuel pump's shot Kelly"
    Kelly: "What about one from those tigers"
    Moriariti: "No won't work on this motor"
    Oddball: "Mechanical Genius"
    Moriariti: "Listen Oddball I can't make it work without the parts to make it work no matter how positive I think"
    
46. Oddball Oddball: "Woof woof woof..that's my other dog impersonation"
    
47. Kelly, Oddball, and Big Joe"
    Big Joe: "Hey look Kelly this guy in the tiger the least we could do is go talk to him"
    Oddball: "Are you crazy! This guy has to be a full fanatic freak or he would have split out of this 15 minutes ago"
    Big Joe: "Hey all this guy know's is he's guarding the bank like he was told"
    Kelly: "Ya maybe, but I wonder if he knows what's in it"
    
48. Oddball, CrapGame, Big Joe
    Oddball: "Woof Woof Woowoowoof .Ok Crapgame we got are cut and we're movin out"
    Crapgame: " Right. Take it easy kid"
    Oddball: "See you Big Joe"
    Big Joe: "Ok. Stay lucky you nut"
    
49. Oddball and Moriariti Last and Final Negative Wave #5
    Oddball: "heh See what'd I tell ya heh"
    Moriariti: "The parade and the Uniforms I can understand but to buy this tank you gotta be crazy"
    Oddball: "It's a beautiful tank">
    Moriariti: "It's a piece of Junk! The fuel system leaks all over the place It's a piece of Junk!!"
    Oddball: "Always with the negative waves Moriatiti always with the Negative waves"
    
50. Theme song "Burning Bridges" one more time same as top theme
    

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